Keith: Gavin, you're getting too big. Don't get any bigger, ok?
Gav: But Dad! I have to grow up!
Keith: Well, why?
Gav (sounding very concerned): Because I just have to get big and get a wife. And then I have to have kids and be a dad.
*Sidenote: Gav and I had a conversation the other day and once again, very concerned he said, "But mom, I just don't know who I am going to marry!" Whoever it is, as long as they get married in the "yogurt" temple, I'm sure it will all work out :)
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