Gavinisms

I post a lot of the funny things my kids say on facebook but I'm never going to remember them from there.  Here are a few good ones from Gavin lately.

Keith was changing the oil in the Tahoe.  Gavin came out and asked him what that was (that being the engine).  Keith told him and Gavin exclaims, "All hail the mighty Tahoe engine!"

Keith had forgotten to take his keys to work so we headed out one night to bring them to him.  As we got closer Gav said, "Mom!  My dad sense is tingling!  I think we are almost there!"

It's really funny to listen to Gavin talk to Max about things.  He said to him when we brought Roxy home, "Roxy is chewing on her bone!  Max, that makes her strong!  These bones are like dog weights."

Another conversation with Max he said, "Max?  You want to know what divorced means?  When you are married to someone and you get unmarried to them cause they're being mean and you don't like them."  We've talked about divorce before but I promise that is NOT how I explained it!!!

Today I asked him why he didn't respond when I kept asking him something.  He said, "Oh, that's cause my ears were turned off.  Hold on, let me turn them on."  He flipped a "switch" by his ears and then said, "Now what did you say?"